Okay when it comes to sex dirty talking is normal during that intimate moment and well sexy makes more sense in association with the word. But what do you say after that hot mess in bed? Let me tell you, the aftermath is less sexier than you think. Well these people tweeted the real awkward and hilarious things they say with #ThingsISayAfterSex. Here are some of the funniest that we found!
1. Awkward level 100%!
#ThingsISayAfterSex Nothing. My right hand and I aren't on speaking terms.
— crazy dan, M.D. (@doctorcrazydan) February 22, 2017
Can I use you as a reference?#thingsisayaftersex
— Cameron Conner (@TheCameron4real) February 22, 2017
Can I take this paper bag off my head now?#ThingsISayAfterSex
— Pretty Liz (@becca___sings) February 25, 2017
So tell me a little bit about yourself #ThingsISayAfterSex
— PhilBulls (@LosBulls3) February 27, 2017
Your free trial has expired, get a subscription to continue#thingsisayaftersex
— Emilio Jose Abinader (@kcco_emilio) February 22, 2017
2. One night stands
— RAJA (@nellorenews) February 25, 2017
3. The Forever Hungry
4. The Virgin
— ?XOLANI??? (@brianmxolani) February 21, 2017
#ThingsISayAfterSex idk maybe I will find out one day.
— Annunziata Wilson (@GetOverItCunt) March 3, 2017
5. Total WIN!
— David Trabal (@davidtrabal) February 21, 2017
Hold up lemme get the wheelchair #ThingsISayAfterSex
— Miami Vice™ (@dat_hooligan) February 24, 2017