Everyone else go home.
We’ve told you what you shouldn’t put in your online dating profiles. But all the advice we could have given you would never have topped what this 20-year-old Malaysian student has done.
Darren Go has just taken the cake for the best Tinder profile ever.
“Having a ‘normal,’ ‘civilized,’ and ‘pretty’ bio didn’t work, [so] why not try something different?” Darren told BuzzFeed News. “So, I thought of using my dark humor and love for puns to try and find like-minded people.”
And boy, what he came up with is probably the best but darkest pun ever.
As far as we can tell, Darren’s Tinder profile was first discovered and shared on Twitter, where it’s been retweeted 12,000 times.
I fucking died pic.twitter.com/gUV47fGykG
— naomi (@naomiperrira) July 18, 2017
So wait, what’s the deal behind the profile? According to Darren, the photo was from 2012 when he was recovering in the ICU from heart surgery. During a visit, his pastor snapped a photo to show his church group he was recovering, but probably never thought it would become Darren’s now famous Tinder profile photo.
“One of [my friends] suggested that I should put it as my Tinder bio to gain some sympathy points,” he said. “So I thought I would give it a shot since my normal bios aren’t working anyway.”
We’re not sure if he’s gotten any dates from his magnificent bio, but we’re glad he’s all recovered now!
“In terms of suitors, I did get many matches, but most of them just matched with me to ask me why I’m disrespecting myself or to just laugh and provide more puns,” said Darren. “I’m still single and very available.”
and to clarify that I’m not dead haha
— Darren Go (@DarrenGoWhere) July 20, 2017