The Funniest Korean Beauty Product Descriptions

Oh K-beauty, we love you for your fascinating yet effective ingredient lists (snail mucus and donkey milk, to name a few), adorable packaging, and also for writing the best product descriptions ever. The quirky and uniquely charming descriptions of these Korean beauty products will have you laughing and promptly pulling out your wallet.

 

1. This cream’s extremely specific promises

cosrx blackhead cream

 

COSRX BHA Blackhead Power Cream
We’re not sure if 3-year-olds are technically babies anymore, but sign us up for overnight baby skin please!

 

2. “This is all thanks to rice!!”

 cosrx overnight rice mask

 

CosRX Ultimate Nourishing Rice Overnight Spa Mask
Whatever sturdy and milky skin might be, we want some!! Rice cake skin sounds downright awesome, and the entire product description for this sleeping mask is genius.

 

3. This mask looks exactly like honey

cosrx honey mask

 

COSRX Ultimate Moisturising Honey Overnight Mask
But please don’t eat your skincare.

 

4. Have you ever been dazzled by a tomato?

son&park lip crayon in dazzling tomato

 

Son & Park Lip Crayon in Dazzling Tomato
Because now you can have lips the shade of a dazzling tomato.

 

5. These skin goals

 

The Face Shop x Disney CC Longlasting Cushion
Whether you’d like your skin to be monster-class sustainable or a young legend, these adorable limited edition cushions have you covered! We don’t know what it means either, but we want it.

 

6. The apple test

ost c20 vitamin c serum

 

OST Original Pure Vitamin C20 Serum
Vitamin C is a well-known antioxidant, which is how this serum prevents the sliced apples from browning due to oxidation. And if it works on apples as this apple test shows, imagine what it can do for your skin! (In all seriousness, Vitamin C is one of the best things you can give your skin.)

 

7. Wait, what skin??

secret key glam tint glow

 

Secret Key Secret Kiss Sweet Glam Tint Glow
That doesn’t look anything like black to us.

 

8. The most perfect name for a deodorant

Neoday Don’t Cry, Armpits Deodorant Perfumed Stick
Don’t cry, armpits!